Cracked

A friend of ours is getting ready to have a baby girl. Maddie and I have been talking about the baby in Mrs. Kim's tummy. Our last conversation went like this:

Maddie - "Mommy, I used to be in your tummy."
Me - "Yes, you did."
Maddie - "But then you cut me off. And you cracked me."
Me - "We cracked you?"
Maddie - "Yep. Then you woke me up. And now I'm here."

Oh, she makes us laugh. What funny things have your kids said?